As I stepped up to the circle, did I change my plan? There's nothing to fear. MATILDA's brother, MICHAEL, lies lazily on a recliner. Take another picture of our angel from this angle over here. Then your mummy is a twit! Last week, I read quite a few. They sits and unpack their bags. MATILDA "AMANDA" drops from the rafters above the audience into a pile of coats underneath her. Hello! A man in business simply cannot fail to get noticed when he looks like this. MATILDA (Bruce!) A party entertainer enters with balloons. Nothing will change. I've been trapped inside this (K) cage for ages, Ten! [He dances backwards and MRS WORMWOOD follows along.]. Nine times two is eighteen. You gotta get up! Cat in the Hat! Once a famous athlete, she is described as a "gigantic Holy terror", a "fierce tyrannical monster" who "marches like a storm trooper with long arms swinging" with an "aura of menace". Mrs Phelps? . Oh, Matilda, this is very sad! He bites the cap, screaming through his teeth. Matilda Wormwood is an exception . and . MATILDA It was the biggest burp I had ever heard. ORANGE SKIES - Space 55 - March 31-April 9, 2023. You might as well be saying you think that it's okay, Eat! You could have heard a fly burp. A little less zzz, a lot more zing. Matilda's girl classmates. [She presses an intercom on her desk.] Knock on the door, Jenny. MISS TRUNCHBULL sniffs and licks the air. [She exits down the steps and stops behind the first portion of the audience.] He did what you asked. WOMAN: That's right, honey. The moved into a beautiful old house at the edge of town, and in the evenings, they would walk and take the air. . And each night, the children of the town would wait in anticipation, hoping for a glimpse of the shiny white scarf that the acrobat always wore, for then they knew that they had only to cry, "Tricks! I can't find his frank 'n' beans! I have to tell you, Headmistress, that it is my intention to help this little girl. MR WORMWOOD enters, puffing on a cigarette. The CHILDREN and BIG KIDS line up again. For men. She's going to be your teacher. Honest. BIG KIDS The scene unfreezes. google_color_link="000000"; . MRS WORMWOOD The less you have to show, the louder you dress it. Upon the blackboard is written the alphabet. That is v . MISS TRUNCHBULL hurries over to AMANDA. CHILDREN Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord, CHILDREN 2 I have to tell you, Headmistress, that in . TOMMY So, starting tomorrow, I shall bring a selection of very clever books that I think will challenge your mind. Get on with it. Alice. That's right, sir. I think I'm gonna keep this on. Upgrade to PRO NIGEL, TOMMY . . That's all right, Jenny. . Knock on the door, Jenny. MRS WORMWOOD They say it's a cupboard in her office that she throws children into. DOCTOR The last thing I do is think about my linesand take deep breaths. You? . This boy's got no fingie. Boys and girls! The CHILDREN, save BRUCE, but including MISS HONEY, hide under the desks. My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. MRS WORMWOOD has her leg raised up and RUDOLPHO is holding it against his back. What kind of society would that be? Platinum blonde hair dye. Composed of some of the finest musical theatre talents of the country, the cast is deep into rehearsals gearing up for a November 10th Opening Night. Ow! Four judges in outrageous costumes sit behind it. The Secret Garden . It seems that there are millions of these "one in a millions" these days. BIG KID [BEN] What you know matters less Pathetic, little me. . We only provide suggested audition monologues or songs for an individual character if our system finds content that matches a character's traits. It's just a story. MATILDA [She wraps her hands around MATILDA.] Rebellion is nigh in Matilda JR., a gleefully witty ode to the the anarchy of childhood and the power of imagination! I got carried away. And that's not a hint, by the way. A girl should think about make-up and hair dye. Great, big, strong, scary woman she is. Are they good runners? . I can! off to prison you both shall go!". RUDOLPHO starts dancing with and carrying around MISS HONEY, which he continues to do throughout the song. . . Sign in|Recent Site Activity|Report Abuse|Print Page|Powered By Google Sites. . Courtesy of Sony Pictures. These books gave Matilda a hopeful and comforting message: You are not alone.". If you want to throw the hammer for your country. Look at that! If you want to throw the hammer for your country, So you're Wormwood, are you? Look at these trophies. I'll tell you when you are full. Behind MR WORMWOOD and MATILDA, the scene changes from a living room to MATILDA's bedroom. in a week. Oh Alice. . Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. Good-bye, Miss Honey. MR WORMWOOD And when you scream, you don't know if the sound came out, And the second part is Chokey! He screams and turns around, hitting ERIC's cap against ERIC's desk. Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical (2022) centers on Matilda Wormwood (Alisha Weir), a girl with big curiosity, a sharp mind, and a vivid imagination, and the worst parents (Andrea Riseborough and Stephen Graham) in the world, who attends a school run by an abusive headmistress, Miss Trunchbull (Emma Thompson). Somewhere along the way, my dear, "Right"? And it's made of spikes and wood. Instead, she's found me. With a little help from us, she could go to university before she . . 1. One look at my face and it's plain to see. You have a worm, ( 3.5 stars) Behold a . Erm, well, as you know, Matilda is in the bottom class. MR WORMWOOD unwraps the blanket that the baby is swathed in. It was like the entire world went silent for that burp to exist. BIG KID [BEN] MISS HONEY enters and knocks. Life's a ball, so learn to throw it, It's the Trunchbull's speciality. Not the end of your nose. DOCTOR Not even when the hammer left my hands Good-bye, Mrs Phelps. Why? I'm not in favor of girls getting all clever-pants, Miss Hussy. Not yet, anyway. MRS PHELPS retreats to the smaller block and sits down. Not a jot! BRUCE Oh, of course. Seven times two is fourteen. The DOCTOR exits and MR WORMWOOD hurries after him. You've made an awful error. LAVENDER MISS HONEY . Being neglected by her parents means Matilda must nd her own entertainment, role models and morals. MR WORMWOOD paces the stage. Yeah, it was, er [He gestures to the lackey.] Vocal range bottom: C4. "Right"? 'Cause if you're little, you can do a lot. "So Matilda's strong young mind continued to grow, nurtured by the voices of all those authors who had sent their books out into the world like ships on the sea. A DOCTOR enters. Excellent man. . And I've told her all about you and your smarty-pants ideas. Didn't we?! And . MISS HONEY matilda the musical played its final broadway performance january 1 2017. matilda the musical is currently playing in london until december 2023 and korea until feb 2023. follow us. MR WORMWOOD tickles him and MICHAEL laughs suddenly, then falls back into his normal dull expression. They say she's lined it with nails, and spikes, and bits of broken glass. No. RUDOLPHO whips off MRS WORMWOOD's skirt to reveal a shorter skirt made of tassels beneath it. [to MRS WORMWOOD] Would you please shut up? MISS HONEY Isn't there some more? MISS TRUNCHBULL A little less fact, a lot more feel. Is she here? A little less head, a lot more derriere. My mummy says I'm a miracle, And children in the bottom class aren't really expected to read. . Oh, no, Matilda. [His stomach growls.] We're told we have to do what we're told, but surely, The scene switches to the Wormwood's living room. That was only the first part of your punishment. Back. Join the revolt in this Broadway Junior adaptation of the Tony Award-winning hit! Eleven times two is twenty-two. Hortensia Buckets is a character in Matilda the Musical, As an acceded extra Hortensia appears in the following song "School Song" "Bruce "Revolting Children" "When I Grow Up(reprise)" "Miracle" Jessica Adair Daisy Brophy Shyanne Sanders Oonagh Cox Fleur Houdijk Katie Lee Lauren Henson (September 2017-Present) Vaidile Jonikas (September 2017-Present) Isabella Aleppo (March 2018 . And . That such frequent miracles don't render each one un-miraculous? Then after several seconds, he picks it up and returns to the cake with renewed vigour. Alice, Hortensia, and Tommy are classmates of Matilda who each sing solos. ACROBAT [off-stage] . She holds the hat out to him. Mum says I'm a good case for population control. MISS TRUNCHBULL The stage goes black. You are a teacher. No one is as handsome, strong as me. Magnus was his name. Above average is average. . Russian businessmen: very, very stupid! Stop. No! 2. Between you and it, A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X. You will soon (C) see there's no escaping trageDy. MISS HONEY, BIG KIDS, and CHILDREN MISS TRUNCHBULL BIG KIDS approach and start climbing onto the gate and grabbing the CHILDREN from behind it. Yes. To survive this mess by being a prince or a princess. Lost your appetite? MRS WORMWOOD This calls for a proper smoke. Come on, Bruce, be our hero. . A storm can begin with the flap of a wing. That's the main thing. . . But Matilda can calculate complicated figures in her head in an instant! I don't know. BRUCE Mrs. Zinnia Wormwood. Her mind is incredible. Just you wait for phys-ed. Oh, no, you are not "full". bruce it's true he indulges my tendency to bulge. This must confirm, Bruce, MISS HONEY MISS HONEY steps away from MATILDA as MISS TRUNCHBULL enters by the blackboard. A few! Don't listen to them. Assistant Dance Captain, Swing. You don't need happiness or self-esteem. How much, exactly are we talking about? DOCTOR But this little girl . MATILDA and ACROBAT [off stage] . "Sometimes Matilda longed for a friend, someone like the kind, courageous people in her books." - Roald Dahl, 'Matilda'. Your hair! Oh, that's where it's at! And if you cry it will be (W) double. WOMAN: She is clearly more emotionally developed than her peers. And today is a very special day: your first day of school! Of course. My daddy says I should learn to shut my pie-hole. Secrets. MISS HONEY knocks three times and winces. MR WORMWOODOh, this is thick! I'm not hinting, but if you did happen to have a story you wanted . MR WORMWOOD kicks her out of the way, talking on the telephone. With a little help from us, she could go to university before she . "Fair" does not get you anywhere, you thickheaded twit-brain! ACT 1. "The books transported her into new worlds and introduced her to amazing people who lived exciting lives. Look what you've done, you stupid woman. Desks rise from the ground and a blackboard makes its way from the back of the stage. He is a deadpan comedic character, with various lines and "bits" throughout the show. It's just pathetic. . Nonsense. In the cupboard. [She flicks the screens off again.] Matilda - Musical. He is a deadpan comedic character, with various lines and "bits" throughout the show. [to the phone] I'm gonna call you straight back. Loud, loud, loud, loud! Yes! . What? NIGEL lies down on the ground. View All Characters in Matilda. LAVENDER Five times two is ten. See, I know your headmistress. My daddy says I'm his special little . Yes. Past Alice. He's a small, ratty man, with luscious black hair. She re-enters carrying two square blocks, one larger than the other. They performed some of the most incredible feats together anyone has ever seen. You're going to hug all the air out of me. Bambinatum! It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. Just get on your feet, Jenny. . She was mean and cruel like you can hardly imagine. This is the worst day of my life! Semi-Spanish gown If you always take it on the chin and wear it, MISS HONEY Your first look at THE FROG PRINCE, a new musical . Your first look at INTO THE WOODS at Greasepaint Y. Who do you think I am, Miss Honey? But this little girl . It's just a door. Strong singers, actors, and dancers required. We have everything . You've seen one before. Dance competition's over. Matilda JR . I'm afraid I've not been too successful in getting others to recognize your . ERIC, TOMMY, and BRUCE My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. Good Lord, woman, have you started already? CHILDREN Must be a strong comedic actor. Told we have to tell you, Headmistress, that in, So you 're going hug. Coats underneath her her all about you and your smarty-pants ideas us, she could go to before. 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